Larrie O'Dee

Now the Widow McGee,                 And Larrie O'Dee,     Had two little cottages out on the green,     With just room enough for two pig-pens between.     The widow was young and the widow was fair,     With the brightest of eyes and the brownest of hair,     And it frequently chanced, when she came in the morn,     With the swill for her pig, Larrie came with the corn,     And some of the ears that he tossed from his hand     In the pen of the widow were certain to land.                 One morning said he:                 "Och! Misthress McGee,     It's a waste of good lumber, this runnin' two rigs,     Wid a fancy purtition betwane our two pigs!"     "Indade, sur, it is!" answered Widow McGee,     With the sweetest of smiles upon Larrie O'Dee.     "And thin, it looks kind o' hard-hearted and mane,     Kapin' two friendly pigs so exsaidenly near     That whiniver one grunts the other can hear,     And yit kape a cruel purtition betwane."                 "Shwate Widow McGee,"                 Answered Larrie O'Dee,     "If ye fale in your heart we are mane to the pigs,     Ain't we mane to ourselves to be runnin' two rigs?     Och! it made me heart ache when I paped through the cracks     Of me shanty, lasht March, at yez shwingin' yer axe;     An' a-bobbin' yer head an' a-shtompin' yer fate,     Wid yer purty white hands jisht as red as a bate,     A-shplittin' yer kindlin'-wood out in the shtorm,     When one little shtove it would kape us both warm!"                 "Now, piggy," says she,                 "Larrie's courtin' o' me,     Wid his dilicate tinder allusions to you;     So now yez must tell me jisht what I must do:     For, if I'm to say yes, shtir the swill wid yer snout;     But if I'm to say no, ye must kape yer nose out.     Now Larrie, for shame! to be bribin' a pig     By a-tossin' a handful of corn in its shwig!"     "Me darlint, the piggy says yes," answered he.     And that was the courtship of Larrie O'Dee.