The Story Of The Inky Boys

As he had often done before,     The woolly-headed Black-a-moor     One nice fine summer's day went out     To see the shops, and walk about;     And, as he found it hot, poor fellow,     He took with him his green umbrella,     Then Edward, little noisy wag,     Ran out and laughed, and waved his flag;     And William came in jacket trim,     And brought his wooden hoop with him;     And Arthur, too, snatched up his toys     And joined the other naughty boys.     So, one and all set up a roar,     And laughed and hooted more and more,     And kept on singing,--only think!--     "Oh, Blacky, you're as black as ink!"     Now tall Agrippa lived close by--     So tall, he almost touched the sky;     He had a mighty inkstand, too,     In which a great goose-feather grew;     He called out in an angry tone     "Boys, leave the Black-a-moor alone!     For, if he tries with all his might,     He cannot change from black to white."     But, ah! they did not mind a bit     What great Agrippa said of it;     But went on laughing, as before,     And hooting at the Black-a-moor.     Then great Agrippa foams with rage--     Look at him on this very page!     He seizes Arthur, seizes Ned,     Takes William by his little head;     And they may scream and kick and call,     Into the ink he dips them all;     Into the inkstand, one, two, three,     Till they are black as black can be;     Turn over now, and you shall see.     See, there they are, and there they run!     The Black-a-moor enjoys the fun.     They have been made as black as crows,     Quite black all over, eyes and nose,     And legs, and arms, and heads, and toes,     And trousers, pinafores, and toys--     The silly little inky boys!     Because they set up such a roar,     And teased the harmless Black-a-moor.