The Susceptible Chancellor

The law is the true embodiment     Of everything that's excellent.     It has no kind of fault or flaw,     And I, my lords, embody the Law.     The constitutional guardian I     Of pretty young Wards in Chancery,     All very agreeable girls - and none     Is over the age of twenty-one.     A pleasant occupation for     A rather susceptible Chancellor!     But though the compliment implied     Inflates me with legitimate pride,     It nevertheless can't be denied     That it has its inconvenient side.     For I'm not so old, and not so plain,     And I'm quite prepared to marry again,     But there'd be the deuce to pay in the Lords     If I fell in love with one of my Wards:     Which rather tries my temper, for     I'm SUCH a susceptible Chancellor!     And every one who'd marry a Ward     Must come to me for my accord:     So in my court I sit all day,     Giving agreeable girls away,     With one for him - and one for he -     And one for you - and one for ye -     And one for thou - and one for thee -     But never, oh never a one for me!     Which is exasperating, for     A highly susceptible Chancellor!