The Thought-Reader of Angels

We hev tumbled ez dust     Or ez worms of the yearth;     Wot we looked for hez bust!     We are objects of mirth!     They have played us old Pards of the river! they hev played us for all we was worth!     Was it euchre or draw     Cut us off in our bloom?     Was it faro, whose law     Is uncertain ez doom?     Or an innocent Jack pot that opened was to us ez the jaws of the tomb?     It was nary! It kem     With some sharps from the States.     Ez folks sez, All things kem     To the fellers ez waits;     And wed waited six months for that suthin had me and Bill Nye in such straits!     And it kem. It was small;     It was dream-like and weak;     It wore store clothes thats all     That we knew, so to speak;     But it called itself Billson, Thought-Reader which aint half a name for its cheek!     He could read wot you thought,     And he knew wot you did;     He could find things untaught,     No matter whar hid;     And he went to it, blindfold and smiling, being led by the hand like a kid!     Then I glanced at Bill Nye,     And I sez, without pride,     Youll excuse us. Weve nigh     On to nothin to hide;     But if some gent will lend us a twenty, well hide it whar folks shall decide.     It was Billsons own self     Who forked over the gold,     With a smile. Thars the pelf,     He remarked. I make bold     To advance it, and go twenty better that Ill find it without being told.     Then I passed it to Nye,     Who repassed it to me.     And we bandaged each eye     Of that Billson ez we     Softly dropped that coin in his coat pocket, ez the hull crowd around us could see.     That was all. Hed one hand     Locked in mine. Then he groped.     We could not understand     Why that minit Nye sloped,     For we knew wed the dead thing on Billson even more than we dreamed of or hoped.     For he stood thar in doubt     With his hand to his head;     Then he turned, and lit out     Through the door where Nye fled,     Draggin me and the rest of us arter, while we larfed till we thought we was dead,     Till he overtook Nye     And went through him. Words fail     For what follers! Kin I     Paint our agonized wail     Ez he drew from Nyes pocket that twenty wot we sworn was in his own coat-tail!     And it was! But, when found,     It proved bogus and brass!     And the question goes round     How the thing kem to pass?     Or, if passed, woz it passed thar by William; and I listens, and echoes Alas!     For the days when the skill     Of the keerds was no blind,     When no effort of will     Could beat four of a kind,     When the thing wot you held in your hand, Pard, was worth more than the thing in your mind.