The Troubadour

A troubadour he played     Without a castle wall,     Within, a hapless maid     Responded to his call.     "Oh, willow, woe is me!     Alack and well-a-day!     If I were only free     I'd hie me far away!"     Unknown her face and name,     But this he knew right well,     The maiden's wailing came     From out a dungeon cell.     A hapless woman lay     Within that dungeon grim     That fact, I've heard him say.     Was quite enough for him.     "I will not sit or lie,     Or eat or drink, I vow.     Till thou art free as I,     Or I as pent as thou."     Her tears then ceased to flow,     Her wails no longer rang,     And tuneful in her woe     The prisoned maiden sang:     "Oh, stranger, as you play     I recognize your touch;     And all that I can say     Is, thank you very much."     He seized his clarion straight,     And blew thereat, until     A warden oped the gate,     "Oh, what might be your will?"     "I've come, sir knave, to see     The master of these halls:     A maid unwillingly     Lies prisoned in their walls."     With barely stifled sigh     That porter drooped his head,     With teardrops in his eye,     "A many, sir," he said.     He stayed to hear no more,     But pushed that porter by,     And shortly stood before     Sir Hugh de Peckham Rye.     Sir Hugh he darkly frowned,     "What would you, sir, with me?"     The troubadour he downed     Upon his bended knee.     "I've come, De Peckham Rye,     To do a Christian task;     You ask me what would I?     It is not much I ask.     "Release these maidens, sir,     Whom you dominion o'er     Particularly her     Upon the second floor.     "And if you don't, my lord"     He here stood bolt upright,     And tapped a tailor's sword     "Come out, you cad, and fight!"     Sir Hugh he called and ran     The warden from the gate:     "Go, show this gentleman     The maid in forty-eight."     By many a cell they past,     And stopped at length before     A portal, bolted fast:     The man unlocked the door.     He called inside the gate     With coarse and brutal shout,     "Come, step it, Forty-eight!"     And Forty-eight stepped out.     "They gets it pretty hot,     The maidens what we cotch     Two years this lady's got     For collaring a wotch."     "Oh, ah! indeed I see,"     The troubadour exclaimed     "If I may make so free,     How is this castle named?"     The warden's eyelids fill,     And sighing, he replied,     "Of gloomy Pentonville     This is the female side!"     The minstrel did not wait     The warden stout to thank,     But recollected straight     He'd business at the Bank.