Bad Morning
By 1stpoet
Bad Morning When I awoke today my stomach was feeling tingles for at the party last night I ate 15 cans of Pringle's now this may not seem to be that much of a quandry but what I thought to be a dream is giving me loads of laundry after a restless night, hours eroded away in the mirror I caught first sight egad, I said, this is a frightenly bad hair day just another part of my plight my intestines were feeling particularly perky and I had a fear of stepping outside the rumbles of gas were getting quite jerky but I had to get more Tide I ate that last chip, tastingly scrumptous with salsa and Velveta combined and I know that I am not being presumptous to the bathroom I may be confined Oh god, not now.....my nose feels a tingle please don't let me sneeze for if I do there will be more than a trickle my shorts will be full of cheese William S. DawesThis was the submission I placed for the challenge. I needed to use "tingles, a frightenly bad hair day, feeling particularly perky, a fear of stepping outside, and end the poem with the word cheese." It was also supposed to be humorous. WSD Written December 17th, 2001 © on Dec 17 2001 02:42 AM PST 0 • 14
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