Autotomy's dictionary part one

Disco dick tease – a person that looks so hot, they’d never speak to you, unless THEY want something from you Shaba – hello person, I’m saying hi to you. Respond! Chaka boom baka – what else is there to say? Heyhowsitgoin – hey how’s it going? Assmonkey – when someone mocks you so well, it’s the only thing that you can think of to say back. Thusly preventing harm to your moral fiber. I see – you have successfully freaked me out. Please go away Fuck – when I am unable to think of the proper word, this is used as a substitute Great googly moogly – I am so inspired I just perspired! Umm train – a train is going to hit me, please drive a few more feet forward so that I am not killed. Thank you Kool-aiD – the drink of paranoid schizophrenics and four year olds BOOBS! – If a conversation gets out of hand.  The conversation is considered over once BOOBS! Is said. Skittles – candy. IF ingested with Kool-aiD, side effects may happen. Such as: the ability to travel through time, x ray vision, to make a living ass out of yourself, the ability to put away 450 cd’s in under ten minutes, sleepiness, the sudden urge to play miniature golf in hockey rink, overactive imagination, the automatic assumption that you are the man in black Fuckin EH! – Well wasn’t that shitty, who needs a drink?No one knows what the fuck I’m jabbering on about anyways. So I thought to myself and I sez to me I sez, hey why not scribble a couple down. So that’s what I did fucko’s! =) fucko’s could be friends or evil one’s! Aren’t they the same after all?! Written February 28th, 2002 © on Feb 28 2002 01:10 PM PST   10 • 0