Coulsdon
By birksy
I’ve never been to Coulsdon, what’s it like? Is the beach full of palm trees? Do fish ride on bikes? Do ladies wear make-up? Is the road made of gold? Do the birds sit in armchairs? Is the cheese full of mould? I’ve never been to paradise, what’s it like? Are there men in grey coats? Do the kids run in Nikes? Do the trains run on time? Or are there leaves on the line? Are there pebbles on the beach? Are there prats that scratch cars? Is there telly you can watch? Is Orion in the stars? Is Coulsdon, paradise? I’ve no idea, But then it’s probably For the best. Written May 28th, 1998 © on Sep 02 2001 07:42 AM PST, Simon Birks 0 • 16 • 10
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