I would like to thank
By brianne20
I would like to thank my hair for being so limp today – and so grossly unattractive. every greasy strand flat against my head pushes him further and further away from me – the way that things should be. I’d also like to thank my legs – you never looked fatter or flabbier than you did this morning, and for that my sincerest appreciation. And of course, my butt – where would I be without you? probably being kissed and having lovely lovely rough sex – and really, who wants that? Written December 2nd, 2001 © on Dec 02 2001 08:53 AM PST 10 • 0
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