Good Shit

I did a shit and pointed to it somebody came and did the same he brought a few friends, his dog and his bird. they stood and they stared at my scary big turd. Weighed twenty six pounds with ridiculous girth it stood a foot high hurt like childbirth. It came out in one section but broke on impact I must have a guinness book Digestive tract It was red yellow black purple green midnight blue the dog took a bite and the bird did one too. the police came and watched us while some rednecks brought beer when the news copter came nearly everyone cheered This will make the papers I started to think I marveled how people put up with the stink. I spoke with reporters and veterans of 'Nam Someone then set up a "tiny web cam". I looked all around and oh-shit it was funny I laughed off my ass at the big easter Bunny. They came and they came it was like Mardis-gras Guidos and gays and the chicks with no bras. I was a hero no doubt about it People like a good party and they love a good shit. Written February 21st, 2002 © on Feb 21 2002 02:12 PM PST   0 • 7