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Poem 003 - Here's A Story

By certifiablyinsane

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Here's a story, Of a lovely lady! Who was heating up some very lovely stew! It was yummy, full of vegetables, It was healthy too! Here's a story, Of another lady, Who was making some stew of her own! It was tasty, and meaty, It made chest hair grew! Then one day when this lady played the Cello! And she knew that she was much more into art! So joined up with Orchestra, And married a man named Bart! PS: The first lady died suffering from a brain disfunction which cause her spine to swell putting pressure on her spinal fluid. She died a very painful death. Her stew won second prize in a stew-off contest. The first place stew was made by David Hasselhof! Written January 7th, 2002 © on Jan 07 2002 01:29 PM PST   10 • 0

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