certifiablyinsane

"I before E, except after C! I must run, I must flee! Eye for an Eye, Tooth for a tooth! I can't write poetry and that's the truth! I like to rhyme, and that is fun! I better go before you get a gun! W..."

"My name is Julia, I like ponies! I'm the princess on top of the mountain! I don't like boys! Mommy says there bad! Boys play bad games! They like to touch your no-no places! Written January 7th, 2002 ..."

"Here's a story, Of a lovely lady! Who was heating up some very lovely stew! It was yummy, full of vegetables, It was healthy too! Here's a story, Of another lady, Who was making some stew of her own!..."

"Ancient talisman of lore, Made back in the days of yore, Shaped as the sacred boar, I know not what it is for, But long ago I swore, To protect it from your, Arms and hands which have tore, Away my fl..."

"Her hair tied up in a bun, She carries away my son! Just one night of harmless fun, Life is over before it begun. My sadness, it weighs a tonne! My eyes blinded by the sun. My misdeeds they do shun. I..."

"WORDS OF WISDOM: A wise man once told me that 500 years ago a man found a tortoise! I hope that helps you more than it helped me! A wise man once told me that 3 frogs in a blender don't make it rain..."

"I felt like writing a poem, I don't know what for! Poetry is addictive! I keep wanting more! I know I should think, About what I want to say! But I find if I let it flow, It comes out better that way..."

"Boardwalk, Parkplace, Do not Pass Go! Bill Gates, Mircrosoft! Rolling in dough! Oil, Petroleum, A dollar a litre! How much money can one have? Should there be a meter! Pinky, the Brain, World rule..."

"Dark and dank. Hollows of the earth. Stench so blinding. Sounds you can feel. Heart pounding. Sweat on my brow. So hot I get chills. The beast stands before me. Eyes piercing like knives. Draw my swo..."

"Praise to the muses, For their insight. Praise to Helios, For his brilliant light. Praise to Zeus, Master of storm. Praise to Hestia, Who keeps the hearth warm. Praise to Demeter, For he seeds to se..."

"If I had a dime for everytime someone said to me: Don't play with matches. I'd be a rich man. If I had a dime for everytime someone said to me: Egg juggling is not an Olympic sport. I'd be a very ric..."

"I drank too much coffee this morning and now I can't go to sleep, and my mind is running at a million miles a second, and that doesn't even make any sense, and speaking of sense when I bought my coffe..."

"Thoughts, Strange Thoughts, Strange Things, Things Swirling, Swirling Around, Around the Air Air so Thick, Thick with Fog, Choking Fog, Slowly Choking, Slowly Drowning, Drowning in the Ocean, Ocean of..."

"You've been Hacked! For no reason, I just felt like screwing around with you computer. Your codes I Cracked! There's no defense from me, I am unstoppable my power infinite. I have no face! Its not a..."

"In the beginning, there was nothing, and it was good! Then there was matter, and it was good! Then there was the bang, and it was good! Then there were the stars, and it was good! Then there were the ..."

"Sixteen sea bass swimming in a tub. Swimming in circles, rub-a-dub-dub! One little sea bass didn't like the water, Jumped in the pot where it was hotter. Two of the sea bass didn't like that. Too ba..."

"Insanity: An eight letter word describing a persons mental condition. It is often said that insanity and genius are two sides to the same coin. Some famous insane people are Albert Einstein, Adolf H..."

"I'm a pirate, I do as I please. I sail my ship 'cross the seven seas. I rape and I pillage, And I'll ransack your village! Your booty I will take and seize. When I was young, I was left alone. Me mum..."

"I just changed the Universe! Written January 17th, 2002 © on Jan 17 2002 02:43 PM PST   10 • 0"

"Look, its just my job, don't take it personal. Its not my decision whether you go to heaver or hell. I've been called many things, Thanotos, the Grim Reaper, The Angel of Death, the Soul Keeper. But t..."

"Psst.. Its a secret. Don't tell anyone! Don't tell them the answer. It'll be fun! No one can see, Except you and me! Wait now that you know, You might let it out! I'm going to have to kill you, Sorr..."

"I just had I thought, if I died tomorrow, what would you say? Would you say that I was a nice person that you cared about? Would you say that I was the kind of person you admired and respected? Or wo..."

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip. That started when I went down stairs, And I fell and slipped. My head, it hit the ceiling fan, It started gushing blood. Then bla..."

"This is a New Poem. As opposed to an Old Poem. The difference would be that this one is new, while the other is old. New and Old are very arbitrary words. A New Poem is new, because it is fresh. It ..."

"Starring at the computer screen. Things flash by without being seen. Reactions slow. Mind starts to go. Must keep from falling asleep. Damn those tempting sheep. Sandman sprinking his magic dust. But ..."