Poem 009 - Battle!

"I before E, except after C! I must run, I must flee! Eye for an Eye, Tooth for a tooth! I can't write poetry and that's the truth! I like to rhyme, and that is fun! I better go before you get a gun! W..."

"My name is Julia, I like ponies! I'm the princess on top of the mountain! I don't like boys! Mommy says there bad! Boys play bad games! They like to touch your no-no places! Written January 7th, 2002 ..."

"Here's a story, Of a lovely lady! Who was heating up some very lovely stew! It was yummy, full of vegetables, It was healthy too! Here's a story, Of another lady, Who was making some stew of her own!..."

"Ancient talisman of lore, Made back in the days of yore, Shaped as the sacred boar, I know not what it is for, But long ago I swore, To protect it from your, Arms and hands which have tore, Away my fl..."

"Her hair tied up in a bun, She carries away my son! Just one night of harmless fun, Life is over before it begun. My sadness, it weighs a tonne! My eyes blinded by the sun. My misdeeds they do shun. I..."

"WORDS OF WISDOM: A wise man once told me that 500 years ago a man found a tortoise! I hope that helps you more than it helped me! A wise man once told me that 3 frogs in a blender don't make it rain..."