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Poem 022 - The Sea Bass Song

By certifiablyinsane

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

Sixteen sea bass swimming in a tub. Swimming in circles, rub-a-dub-dub! One little sea bass didn't like the water, Jumped in the pot where it was hotter. Two of the sea bass didn't like that. Too bad they were eaten by the cat. Three of the sea bass got drunk on punch, The family served them up for lunch. Four of the sea bass got real sick. They got roasted on a stick. Five of the sea bass were getting scared. Given to the homeless where they were shared. The last little sea bass squeezed down the drain. To fit in that hole must've been a strain. The one little sea bass got away, But don't you worry, he'll be eaten some day! Written January 12th, 2002 © on Jan 11 2002 05:14 PM PST   10 • 0

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