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Poem 023 - Definitions

By certifiablyinsane

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Insanity: An eight letter word describing a persons mental condition. It is often said that insanity and genius are two sides to the same coin. Some famous insane people are Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Spanky of the little rascals, Edgar Allan Poe, Poe the Telle-tubby, and of course everyone's favourite insane person Crazy Larry from the 4th and main subway station. He once gave me a tuna sandwich made with real sand! Certification: A thirteen letter word describe a guarantee or contract. To be certified is to be guaranteed of something. So famous certified people are George W. Bush, the three blind mice, Jennifer Lopez (well atleast her ass), the commisioner general of Burmingham South Dakota, and once again Spanky of the little rascals. Certifiably Insane: A six letter word describing a person who is guaranteed to be insane. As of yet there has been only one person known to fit this description, and he was gun down by a firing squad in eastern france. So there is no living person that meets the description. PS: No I am not Spanky of the little rascals, I was just in hiding during this publication! Hehehehe... Written January 13th, 2002 © on Jan 13 2002 02:40 PM PST   10 • 0

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"Insanity: An eight letter word describing a persons mental condition. It is often said that insanity and genius are two sides to the same coin. Some famous insane people are Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Spanky of the little rascals, Edgar Allan Poe, Poe the Telle-tubby, and of course everyone's favourite insane person Crazy Larry from the 4th and main subway station. He once gave me a tuna sandwich made with real sand!..."

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