Cheese *is* not the enemy

We here at the Coalition 4 cheese Merely aim to please If you do not like cheese Well have it your way You can even write some poetry To rant your release But we believe There is a kind of cheese For every man woman and child Some is strong Some is mild Some will put you to sleep Some will drive you wild But we at the Coalition believe Armageddon is nigh Unless we can find the means Of mass cheese production Spread the good news Yet detractors say Cheesecake is sinful And a ticket to all that is awful No no we at the Coalition say Cheese is a peaceful way We do not turn to riot We do not turn to violence Our chefs are the best in the world Here, try some spinach and ricotta canneloni And lasagne too Pizza with all the extras And cheeseburger made from cows that once went moo Ok ok perhaps perhaps We all belong in a zoo But cheese is not murder And is good for you Written February 22nd, 2002 © on Feb 22 2002 01:18 AM PST   0 • 12