Caution
By danih
Caution: Have as many friends as you like, but know if you have one true friend you are lucky. Caution: Christmas lights are for indoor and outdoor use only. They are not to be used in your swimming pool. Caution: Boys are yucky, throw rocks at them (just kidding). Caution: To dry your hamster after giving him a bath (bad idea) do not put him in the microwave (really bad idea). Caution: If you get angry don't throw anything that you like. Caution: There are some inventions that are invented just to increase laziness, such as, the clapper. Try to avoid such items. Caution: Don't stress about having a prom date. Girls: you can ask a guy to prom a week before. Guys: give a girl six weeks (she has to get a hair appointment). Caution: If a teacher says, 'this is important' it's on the test. Caution: If you are hungry don't go shopping. You will buy more than what's necessary. Caution: Avoid mass quanities of stupid people.This is something I had to write for English class. Not all that amusing except to, of course, me. Written April 9th, 2002 © on Apr 09 2002 02:04 AM PST, Danielle Scarborough 10 • 0
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"Caution: Have as many friends as you like, but know if you have one true friend you are lucky...."