The Storm

Winds blow, rain falls, lightning strikes, thunder shakes, clouds bellow, and children cry, the TV screams, but Jon laughs.       Danielle sits on the phone hoping lightening won't strike; oops it did, but luckily her pillow cushioned her fall.  Jon was across the street...he laughed harder.  Danielle went and got her gun, thought about shooting Jon saw a cat and said, "I hate cats," and blew it away.  Jon saw the cat and kicked it, laughing even harder.         Danielle's nerves were shot or shocked rather.  She had a twitch.  Her finger was still on the trigger.  When Jon saw the gun pointed at his head his tears of joy quickly turned to sorrow.  Luckily Danielle sneezed, the gun fired, but missed Jon, and hit a plane that was flying low...oops!         As the plane went down in a fiery inferno its wing fell off and hit Jon in the back of his head. Danielle laughed...hysterically.  But little did Danielle know the other wing fell off and was headed straight for her.  Luckily she was short!!!!  So the plane missed, but just barely.  Jon was still moving though.  Danielle got her gun out again.  Jon screams NO!  But Jon doesn't know his vocal cords are torn.       Danielle took a closer look at Jon put down her gun and had mercy on him.  But Jon's concussion got the best of him and he stripped and ran through the streets wildly.  Danielle picked up the gun again, because she cared about her friend (in a twisted way) and she shot him in the leg to prevent life long embarrassment.         She went to call 911 but when the ambulance got there they did nothing but laugh at her nude friend.  So Danielle thought it was only kind if she too stripped down.  The lightening really screwed her up.  The paramedics thought they both were on heroine so they brought the two fiends in, but little did they know they also did cocaine, marijuana, crack, ecstasy, ECT.       As a result from the OD Jon went into convulsions closely followed by Danielle.  But miraculously, against all odds, they didn't die.  Everyone wish they would.  They were in the same hospital room, and when they awoke from their state of unconsciousness they looked at each other and laughed.  Especially since, everything that happened prior to their OD was a dream.This was written by my friend Jon and I. He he...we were bored. Written March 6th, 2002 © on Mar 06 2002 04:11 AM PST, Danielle Scarborough   0 • 14