If I were in a Scheisse Video

If I were in a German Scheisse Video I’d tell you what I’d doI’d open my mouth wide and fill it all with poo.I would squat above a beautiful ladies faceCovering it completely with warm chocolate lace.She would scream and moan in tasty delight,While she feasted on my shit all through the night.I would fashion little men from shit as though it were snowAnd play with my mini chocolate army as she started to blow.I would fuck her in the ass and get a big poopy dickThen make her swallow me again until she got sick.Her fresh spew on the ground would make quite a sceneSo I would get her a big brown dildo and some Vaseline.While she was busy I would go take a laxativeAnd when I returned I would have a special surprise to give.Hanging five feet above her on the mini trapeze,I would shower her with 2 feet of scheisse up to her knees.Out would come many a Hershey squirt.Squeezing and grunting till I bled and hurtI would have a raw asshole and have to ice it for a yearBut I will be back for the grand finale, have no fear.Just Yesterday I have seen what I consider to be one of the most disturbing forms of pornography. In no way do I desire to perform any of what I said. This poem in no way reflects my normal style, I felt like being childish and disgusting so if you dislike it please don't let it deter you from reading my other poems. (also as a side note, for any that do not know, Scheisse is the German word for Shit) Written November 30th, 2001 © on Nov 30 2001 06:19 AM PST   0 • 14