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"BoOm KaBoOm!   There's a real me, inside of me inside here, see feel me Put your hand here and see for yourself there's something alive within me. Its that same spirit that wakes me from ..."

"The Luckiest Guy Some girls want to be that woman slinky legs with skirts so tight crawl'n to a new Mercedes all the fellas sayin' "Ooh, My, My!" And that's why, I'm The Luckiest Guy. And some gir..."

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"Anti-Matter Every morning now he wakes with the notion that all can be reversed in the world that he lives, "The electrons should travel the opposite direction, and wood should stick to glass" Anti-M..."

"Aliens (Uncle David, what's that in the sky?) Aliens Who've come here from another world Their Aliens Flying in their spaceships. (Here they come) From a distant planet Those Aliens They're coming ..."

"In My Dreams I'd Return to you each sleep after every daily nightmare those moments in my dreamworld were all that kept me goin'. Sleepin' with a memory, wakin' in that hell, of holding you beside m..."