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My Computer

By denlexx

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My computer told me to kill my wife I heard it plain as day It just came out and told me Said do it!!,right away It said she's seeing another guy Even showed me who It's our god dam milkman How could she be untrue? My computer had been spying While I was out at work Took a video with the webcam I think I'll kill that jurk My computer just said,kill um both!! That's just what i will do Computer can you tell me how Your my friend,and I love you!!.and before you all start on me ,,lol its only a poem ..mind you my wife don't mind me using the computer no more :-) Written January 13th, 2002 © on Jan 12 2002 10:19 PM PST, Dennis T Baker   0 • 8

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