I'm Not Mad

Am I mad at you? Of course I’m not mad, What ever gave you that idea? Just because I’m sitting here pushing pins into a wax doll with a lock of your hair in it? Just because I burned the panties you left here and buried the ashes at the crossroads at midnight? Just because I sent the nude pictures we took of you to Cattle Breeders Digest? Just because I welded the doors of your car shut? Just because I wrote your name and address on the men’s room wall of every bikers bar from here to Bakersfield? Just because I made three hundred copies of your apartment key and handed them out to every junkie and wino in the Tenderloin? Just because I switched your birth control pills for Ex-lax, spiked your shampoo with Nair, and hid an electric cattle prod inside your favorite dildo? Just because I pitchforked your mother, and strung out your cat on speed? No, I’m not mad. And by the way, Have you got a dollar?This is one of my favorites. It's not mine. It's by Vampyre Mike Kassel. This one has been going through my mind all night, so I had to get it out. Thought someone here might enjoy it. I know what it's like to give and take in this situation. I think we all do... enjoy Written April 3rd, 2002 © on Apr 03 2002 02:44 PM PST   10 • 0