The Witches Fluffy Cat
By Gem
MY BIG..BLACK..FLUFFY PUSSY CATI COULD CUDDLE YOU ALL DAY..YOU'RE SO BLACK LIKE MY WITCHES HATBUT YOU FRIGHTEN MY CUSTOMERS AWAY..SCREAMIN' SHOUTIN' AS THEY RACE FOR THE DOORAND DON'T BUY NOTHIN' AT ALLEVEN THE LADY WITH THE GREAT BIG DOGRAN STRAIGHT..SPLATT! INTO THE WALL.Hee hee he.!THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WAS FRIENDLY..'BOY WHAT A MISTAKE'TO PAT YOU ON THE HEAD, TO MAKE YOU WIDE AWAKE..FLASHING WHITE FANGS 'N THUNDEROUS YAWNYOU MADE THEM WISH THEY'D NEVER BEEN BORNGLOWING RED EYES WATCH THEM SCATTERCLAWS ON PAWS MAKES THEM SPLATTERSCREAMS FALL SILENT THEN CRUNCHING STOPSYOUR BIG FAT BELLY IS READY TO FLOPSO..SNACK TIME OVER, YOU CURL UP TO SLEEP'I THINK YOU'RE THE PURR-FECT PET TO KEEP.' Written October 3rd, 2001 © on Oct 03 2001 07:48 AM PST 0 • 14
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"MY BIG..BLACK..FLUFFY PUSSY CATI COULD CUDDLE YOU ALL DAY..YOU'RE SO BLACK LIKE MY WITCHES HATBUT YOU FRIGHTEN MY CUSTOMERS AWAY..SCREAMIN' SHOUTIN' AS THEY RACE FOR THE DOORAND DON'T BUY NOTHIN' AT ALLEVEN THE LADY WITH THE GREAT BIG DOGRAN STRAIGHT..SPLATT! INTO THE WALL.Hee hee he.!THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WAS FRIENDLY..'BOY WHAT A MISTAKE'TO PAT YOU ON THE HEAD, TO MAKE YOU WIDE AWAKE..FLASHING WHITE FANGS 'N THUNDEROUS YAWNYOU MADE THEM WISH THEY'D NEVER BEEN BORNGLOWING RED EYES WATCH THEM SCATTERCLAWS ON PAWS MAKES THEM SPLATTERSCREAMS FALL SILENT THEN CRUNCHING STOPSYOUR BIG FAT BELLY IS READY TO FLOPSO..SNACK TIME OVER, YOU CURL UP TO SLEEP'I THINK YOU'RE THE PURR-FECT PET TO KEEP.'..."