The Love Plumber

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The Love Plumber: I'm the love plumber I'm a roto router pro! I can unblock all your passages and make your passions start to flow I'm the love plumber I like to work long and late I can squeeze into every nook and cranny till all my pumping plunger skills abate Yes I am your love plumber! Oh I long to bolt and screw but flushing out your system is what I really love to do! So I'll let you handle my faucet if you'll let me snake your drain and I'll keep recharging your tank until these flood waters start to wane! Written February 25th, 2002 © on Feb 25 2002 01:22 PM PST 17 • 0 • 10

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