Vamp-Fire!

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Vamp-Fire Vanquishers 1313 Castle View Lane Transylvania TRA-13 To:C.Dracula (or Occupant) Dear Sire! May I enquire? If you're the Vampire who is currently on fire? If so? Then that news will certainly be dire! But then luckily! I have an extinguisher, thats presently available for hire! and if I do say its a bargain, then I'm not just singing out of choir! So if theres some urgency to your current funeral pire-mire? Then please phone,or do send a wire! P.S. Also have you received our latest flyer? Thanks Dawn B.Reaks Written March 17th, 2002 © on Mar 17 2002 02:12 PM PST 17 • 0 • 14

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