My First Turkey
By Kiah
I wrestle the birdFrom the freezerThe thirteen pound motherStiff and unyieldingMade my way through the checkoutTo temper the wrinkled delicacySlippery sucker fightingMy culinary waresSubdued with a roasting pan and celeryI am victoriousAgainst the dry tacky meatMoist jubilationIn the rewardHappy Thanksgiving Written November 21st, 2001 © on Nov 21 2001 02:31 PM PST 0 • 14
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"I wrestle the birdFrom the freezerThe thirteen pound motherStiff and unyieldingMade my way through the checkoutTo temper the wrinkled delicacySlippery sucker fightingMy culinary waresSubdued with a roasting pan and celeryI am victoriousAgainst the dry tacky meatMoist jubilationIn the rewardHappy Thanksgiving..."