Shaving My Legs

"Beer oh Beer whenever I need you you are there At night or when in a fight you are my true friend till the end you comfort me when i am depressed beer oh beer , you are the best Written June 17th,..."

"Lynch I Loathe you although to me you wanna do Touch your lawn people every day Touch Your piss chute in every way why must you scare me and taunt me so I have a penis that you must blow you crabby ..."

"Why is it that it must show? Ugly girls have it so I love you like a dying crow I see it everywhere that i go whenever i see you grow i want to blow.........chunks your green and red and yellow to ..."

"B is for butt....as U are a slut L is for love....as L is for....love.... S is for swamp ass H is for hagSmack which i dont know what I is for T = tits and tube socks This is complete B.U.L.L..."

"This is one of my more serious poems...: Everybody Poops Even the president Everybody Poops All that time spent... Poopin' Everybody Poops Even pornstars Everybody Poops Like little chocolate bars ..."

"Well Hello there little girls wanna see my 2 big pearls? You make me feel oh so great you little girls I want to date Everyday we can go and sing and then maybe you can see my ding I will stop now ..."