Labatt
Labatt archive of published lines and poems on Linespedia.
"Beer oh Beer whenever I need you you are there At night or when in a fight you are my true friend till the end you comfort me when i am depressed beer oh beer , you are the best Written June 17th,..."
"Lynch I Loathe you although to me you wanna do Touch your lawn people every day Touch Your piss chute in every way why must you scare me and taunt me so I have a penis that you must blow you crabby ..."
"Why is it that it must show? Ugly girls have it so I love you like a dying crow I see it everywhere that i go whenever i see you grow i want to blow.........chunks your green and red and yellow to ..."
"B is for butt....as U are a slut L is for love....as L is for....love.... S is for swamp ass H is for hagSmack which i dont know what I is for T = tits and tube socks This is complete B.U.L.L..."
"This is one of my more serious poems...: Everybody Poops Even the president Everybody Poops All that time spent... Poopin' Everybody Poops Even pornstars Everybody Poops Like little chocolate bars ..."
"I am a guy and now I sigh My leg hair is gone this dare was wrong My legs feel like a baby's ass tommorow Im cutting grass Now I will stop Good Day... Written June 20th, 2001 © on Jun 20 2001 12:..."
"Well Hello there little girls wanna see my 2 big pearls? You make me feel oh so great you little girls I want to date Everyday we can go and sing and then maybe you can see my ding I will stop now ..."
"FUCK YOU you gay ass whore you sit there and tell me what my poems mean and nothing more to me, eh, you are truly a slut so FUCK YOU and dont read them FUCK YOU and all the rest too FUCK YOU and FUCK..."
"Doo Doo Doo Spew Spew Spew Dew Dew Dew Croo Croo Croo Goo Goo Goo You You You Foo Foo Foo Woo Woo Woo Zoo Zoo Zoo DOO DOO DOO hows that for no meaning? whores Written June 22nd, 2001 © on Jun 22 200..."
"You are my friend You Are my funnel. Beer travels through you Through your clear beautiful tunnel. The Night we funneled while we camped All of our blankets sure were damp. But yet we funneled you ..."
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"poop is good poop is great poop taste good on a porcelein plate NEXT STANZA!! poop i love poop i adore poop o' poop i wish i had more NEXT STANZA!! poop o' poop i love you to the end poop o' poop y..."
"I have a dog Dogs are cool sometimes... my dog eats its own shit Blah, pretty gross i have 3 dogs one is smart another is dumb and the other one... eats its own shit but i learned to except it the w..."
"I met a girl named Able She was very disabled. She was fat and so she sat on the end of a mat. I saw her one day with the blink of a ray and this I could say... " Able is very fat " The End Written ..."
"Joe is gone thank god for that mow is my grandmas cat. He is with his bitch rich down in Darien Lake for goodness sake Drinking beer right now joes mom is a cow this is it now I'll stop I enjoy mop..."