Funneling Beer

"Beer oh Beer whenever I need you you are there At night or when in a fight you are my true friend till the end you comfort me when i am depressed beer oh beer , you are the best Written June 17th,..."

"Lynch I Loathe you although to me you wanna do Touch your lawn people every day Touch Your piss chute in every way why must you scare me and taunt me so I have a penis that you must blow you crabby ..."

"Why is it that it must show? Ugly girls have it so I love you like a dying crow I see it everywhere that i go whenever i see you grow i want to blow.........chunks your green and red and yellow to ..."

"B is for butt....as U are a slut L is for love....as L is for....love.... S is for swamp ass H is for hagSmack which i dont know what I is for T = tits and tube socks This is complete B.U.L.L..."

"This is one of my more serious poems...: Everybody Poops Even the president Everybody Poops All that time spent... Poopin' Everybody Poops Even pornstars Everybody Poops Like little chocolate bars ..."

"I am a guy and now I sigh My leg hair is gone this dare was wrong My legs feel like a baby's ass tommorow Im cutting grass Now I will stop Good Day... Written June 20th, 2001 © on Jun 20 2001 12:..."