2 Passionate Peas In A Pod

I love you so, do you know it? But as much as I try to show it In my face you threw your bullshit Oh, why’d you go and blow it, nitwit? You crushed my itty-bitty heart Who knew sex was such a lusty art? I don’t know how I’ll ever trust Extra massages and gold dust I wrote this mushy old love note Now shove it down your cranky throat Drown my thankless message in a bottle I’m ready to wank your cold throttle Wedded bliss Pop the cork Make-up and kiss Here comes the stork! 2 peas in a pod 2 nuts in a shell 2 squirrels in Cape Cod 2 oddballs in hell (We're married, can't you tell?) Hush, let’s stay nice and quiet Just for now, this moment in time We’re so happy in love, we can’t deny it I’ll bet my last dime on this crappy rhyme Hand-in-hand, mismatched hump mates united for life You’re my "grumpy" husband and I’m your "nagging" wife Together, forever, two passionate souls ignite Maybe one day we’ll actually get it right We’re in this contract ‘til the end Or ‘til we’re wearing Depends Hope you kept my love letters Well big dope, you better! I love you, do you know it? Well, what are ya gonna do about it? Stop bitchin' and complainin' Let’s defy fate, propose again, Get re-hitched and happily ever after go insane!! © 1/29/02, 3/13/04 SmSThis is about reaffirming your vows, the ups and downs of years of marriage...but at the end of the day, you know you still love each other...even if you are two mismatched peas in a pod and the sizzle has gone out of the BBQ!! ) Sorry for the "vulgarities", it's there for shock appeal, considering how shocking marriage is anyway. LOL But it was meant to show how even after we fight and call each other names, we are still together...I will be married 21 long yrs. Sept. 16 and I can tell you it's not easy! lol Enjoy!! Written March 24th, 2002 © on Mar 23 2002 04:38 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz   14 • 8 • 7