Fencer Censor
By Lone Poet
I beat the Master in a duel he was smart and not a fool, but should have known better than to fence this go-getter! I was told he was a skilled Major, and clearly there was little danger of getting killed by a foil sword, so his own rules were soon ignored He wore no manly protection, as everyone else had worn when I produced a low erection, thrusting upon his blow-horn Then purely out of spite he stabbed me on my forehead a jab over my eye on the right, without a helmet, I may have bled But I won the game, it took three points this spritely dame, with her sore joints The moral of this true story is don't fence a man who wears no codpiece, the outcome may be really gory; he'll end up singing soprano begging you to "Stop, PLEASE!!" (c) 6/01 SmS~~~YES, this did happen.~~~ Written February 9th, 2002 © on Feb 08 2002 03:19 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz 15 • 14 • 7
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