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His And Her Plumbing (ADULT)

By Lone Poet

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A man and woman are not the same even though both human and share a name plumbing systems are different males carry a faucet, females do not a man's hairy chest is flatter in front his skin is fatter, she just has a cunt guys have a lubed weiner gals have 2 boobs and a hole guys are so much meaner 'cause they also got 2 nut balls so when your drain impolitely overflows and you can't stop that nightmarish pee call Roto Neuter and I dare you to show your hooters, bet repairs will be free!   (c) 3/01, 3/04 SmSCall Roto Neuter, that's his name, and away go your sex troubles down the drain! Written February 4th, 2002 © on Feb 04 2002 07:45 AM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz   15 • 14 • 7

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