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It’s My Potty (2/25 Is My Birthday!!)

By Lone Poet

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CHORUS: It’s my birthday potty And I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to… You would cry too if it doodoo’d on you, And it did, number 2! Nobody knows where My portable Johnny has gone, But Judy’s cootie left the same time Oh, why was she holding his pee can, When he’s supposed to be mine!! CHORUS: It’s my birthday potty And I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to… You would cry too if it doodoo’d on you, And I did, number 2! Moody Judy and Mr. Clean Johnny Just walked naked thru the bathroom door, Like a Queen on the porcelain throne with her King Oh, what a “Shake Your Booty” birthday surprise, Judy’s wearing his scummy toilet bowl ring!! CHORUS: It’s my birthday potty And I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, cry if I want to… You would cry too if it doodoo’d on you, And it did, number 2! © 2/21/02 SmSSung to the tune of "It's My Party" - (c) 1963 Lesley Gore, MONDAY 2/25 IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!! (Boo-hoo) Written February 24th, 2002 © on Feb 23 2002 05:18 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz   18 • 7 • 1

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