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Ms. Klutz

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I banged my brains on a pole Now I can barely think at all Dented my thick skull of mush If only I landed on my tush I need to look where I tread So I don’t end up hurt or dead Oh, why can’t I just walk Pay attention while I talk? Ms. Klutz is my new nickname Falling down alot isn't my aim What’s a clumsy girl like me to do When she feels all black and blue? Go get a life, hop out of bed Put a hard hat atop her head Stand up tall and loudly scream “I want a piece of the American dream!”; ...Hey, watch out for that low beam! (c) 11/29/01, 3/06/04 SmSI'm very clumsy, unfortunately led to a few injuries, mostly spine and noggin'...lucky I am thick-headed. Hey, guess it's better than being called a putz!! lol Written April 13th, 2002 © on Apr 13 2002 03:32 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz   18 • 14 • 7

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