My Complete Lack of Organizational Skills
By Lone Poet
As much as I try to get organized Junk always seems to pile up high, From the corner of my eyes I was surprised To see a crap heap fall from the sky Files, disks, magazines thrown on the floor, Dust mites and mold spores bigger than alley cats What am I keeping all this outdated old stuff for, To donate to my pet spiders, bugs, and rats? I must hire a cleaning crew, a maid or two, An unpaid salvage yard would be just fine To inspire me to rearrange my jungle land zoo, I’ll even hang the “Do Not Disturb” sign My complete lack of organizational skills Puts me in first place for the Pigpen Award, No need to compete, I’ve already won the thrill Of knowing I’m the world’s laziest slob and didn't have to work hard!! © 1/14/02, 3/15/04 SmSCan't wait for Spring cleaning...just take a bulldozer to it all!! Written March 4th, 2002 © on Mar 03 2002 07:10 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz 14 • 7 • 4
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"As much as I try to get organized..."