Sheer’s A Super Freaky Girl (ADULT HUMOUR)

Sheer Poetry is one very wacky freaky girl Streaks buff naked thru the place day and night Upon her perverse head she carries a stuffed squirrel Does the Pee Pee Fairy dance as verses she writes She wears a greasy wig of Chinese soup noodles Sits atop her hairy skull beside that loopy squirrel Next to a chicken cackling at cheddar cheese Doodles Yes, methinks Sheer is a super freaky Giggle Girl “The kind you don’t bring home to mother” Sonia craves and eats bags of Chili Cheese Fritos Treats friends like a sister, brother, or significant other Sends big care packages filled to the brim with Doritos Her sweetheart still loves her, albeit she is wild and crazy ‘Cause she can repair computers while she streaks and flashes Quite a young charmer, even 'tho her geeky mind’s a bit hazy Saves the day when your new fonging piece of shit crashes She can also read your pained thoughts; senses mine all the time ‘Tho that’s not too hard considering my brain is a stark void She pens dark and funny poems, but never do her verses rhyme Unless she curses in them, making some people on AP annoyed What more can I say about my humble bardic friend Sheer Poetry? Her endless jokes keep me laughing so hard I pee my poopy pants No wonder folks swarm around her like a bevy of retarded bumblebees She’s sweeter than raw honey, was our group's meeting by chance? I don’t think I shall ever find another girl kinder than Sheer She’s also a gifted, caring and giving person, this I do know Of all the different human beings living on Earth far and near Thanks to one good, worthy soul my world continues to grow This may sound like bunghole kissing, but my fumbling words are sincere I rarely say anything nice about dumb jerks and strangers I just met But you can be sure my hazel eyes will shed a million blissful tears Reading the amazing poetic works of the super freakiest chick I’ve seen yet!! © 3/24/02 SmSThis is dedicated to my friend and mentor (or is it DEMENTED?), in the short time we've known each other, she's been there for me in some hard times and has been kind and caring and went out of her way to try to bring a grin to my depressed face...I hope I can repay the favor for her someday. lol   Ok Sheer, here it is!! You asked for it. HAHAHA  If I think of more, I'll add to it later. Please take mercy on me!! lol   Trays says you can be temporary Pee Pee Fairy Queen as she has no more pee to be pee'd!! So please don't hack off my head!! *I MADE SOME RECENT CHANGES, PLEASE RE-READ OR READ IF YOU HAVEN'T!! Thanks.  ) Written March 25th, 2002 © on Mar 24 2002 07:29 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz   18 • 14 • 7