Worst Nightmare
By Lone Poet
At the Renaissance Faire I saw a huge spider sitting on a Wench lady's hand, it scared me so, its eight Grand Canyon-sized legs were wider than the megalosaurus bunion on my hairy big toe These nearsighted eyes bravely drew a closer look, upon careful inspection, surprised me to be not real I took off my dark shades as the huge insect shook, like a stooge I naively blew on it, then dared to feel I realized the squishy latex bug was fake, exhaled and let out a deep, feverish sigh but next time, I'm begging, for heaven's sake, I wish you'd all just bring a pet butterfly! Ever since that sleepless muggy day I tiredly declare I must be more aware, creepy-crawly spiders, please stay away or I'll keep having ugly arachnid nightmares! (c) 7.01, 3.04 SmSYES, this happened! Kiddies, don't try this at home!! lol Written February 11th, 2002 © on Feb 10 2002 05:31 PM PST, Sheryl Marcia Schwartz 14 • 7 • 4
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