Allergies
By Mooseman247
I have many allergies though, mostly in my nose a list that covers head to toe and this is how it goes dust mites give me the sniffles pollen stings my eyes god knows what would happen if I ever touched a fly asprin makes me drowsy pet hair makes me itch pine oil makes me queasy and puking is a bad... thing. peanut butter pains me lactose makes me sick needles are unnerving you'd better make this quick the flu shot gave me measles this cold sore isn't cold took some penicillin all it killed was mold chicken gives me goosebumps turkey gives me chills this would all be better if I could only swallow pills ceramics make me carsick plastics make me choke used a plastic spoon once since then, I've hardly spoke (..at the very least, I've had difficulty conjugating verbs, as you can see..) *ahem* queasenarts are scary ovens make me weep I think I'm going crazy toasters give me the creeps alas, I've gone off subject I think you get the gist if someone steals my benadryl I know that I'll be pissed.Stupid allergies... stupid dust bunnies... stupid wormholes... Written April 9th, 2002 © on Apr 08 2002 07:05 PM PST 0 • 14
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"I have many allergies..."