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By Mooseman247

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Woke up feeling kinda funny legs too long and arms too short hit myself from every angle movement was a last resort the pain started getting to me anger was my first reply everything was falling through me cant adjust I fear I'll die one size fits all that was a lie when your size changes things go awry What was worse was I was worthless right before an interview slammed my nose into the doorway as I walked into the room couldn't find a good posistion as he told me he would call Left him with a withered handshake then I walked into a wall one size fits all that was a lie when your size changes things go awry as I felt I was no longer tripping over every song I began to feel strange again legs too short and arms too long acclimation wasn't with me as I stumbled off the stage Left the audience with nothing throwing fruit in fits of rage one size fits all that was a lie when your size changes things go awry I hope I will be so perfect when my hormones take a rest right now things are not so lovely looking ugly I confess like some distorted backstreet boy six foot two inch monster twig how the hell can I find sneakers when my feet are so damn big one size fits all that was a lie when your size changes things go awryWrote this in 45 minutes. This song is finished. Written November 9th, 2001 © on Nov 09 2001 02:15 AM PST   20 • 0 • 14

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