Cotton Candy
Cotton candy comes in handy, when you sleep with doodle dandy. His noodle is small and looks like a doll. But other than that he is quite manly. You need cotton candy to melt in his crack. So that he doesn't talk back. He resembles a spider monkey now. Rotten crunchy crust in the corner of his eye makes you want to puke and die. But you tell him a lie that he is handy! Doodle dandy is a slut with cotton candy in his butt. And lives with his monkey in a hutt. Like this was a book report or something come on people.... losersLosers Written April 3rd, 2002 © on Apr 03 2002 05:43 AM PST 17 • 0 • 1
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"Cotton candy comes in handy,..."