To Rage of the Machine

"Congratulations to ME! I am so Happy! You remembered this day, and you have came here to say Congratulations to Me? Wow thanks! golly gee. Here I go watch me, Down in History! But I stop to question..."

"Oh I just seen this darling pink sweater I wanted. Of course it was like $200.00 but I didn't care. I knew that pink sweater would look so good on me that, I had to do whatever it took to get it. So..."

"I love high school because I am soooooo popular I am the captain of the cheerleading squad and I am dating a star basketball player he is in track too by the way and all the other jocks want to date m..."

"I wish I was care bear. I would love to ride around on clouds and slide down rainbows every day. I especially want a picture of a pink bunny on my belly so I can be Pink Bunny Bear and cheer people u..."

"Like I seen these new pair of shoes, they were totally phat. But I would rather have them as pumps instead of being flat. Now this heinous geeky book worm, who was like drooling all over himself..."

"There was a 38 year OLD woman who was deciding whether or not she was bisexual. Her best friend Cafe was a full blown lesbian and was secretly hoping to convert Lurie. Well it became clear when Lurie..."