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Lurie in the Cafe ( Adult Content)

By PinkFluffyBunny

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There was a 38 year OLD woman who was deciding whether or not she was bisexual. Her best friend Cafe was a full blown lesbian and was secretly hoping to convert Lurie. Well it became clear when Lurie got up one morning and put on her Barbie pink Sweater brushed her rotten teeth and stepped outside. Lurie was meeting Cafe at local bar because they were afterall barflies. And they received free drinks after giving the bartender head after work. Sitting at the bar Lurie and Cafe were critcizing a poor girl in the corner of the bar who was wearing an indentical pink sweater with her high school logo on it. They of course were the meanest bitches and didn't care how different people were. They were just plain hateful dykes! The young girl in the corner began to cry but that only caused the hoes to keep on talking spitting hateful words her way So the girl in the pink logo sweater wiped her tears away and she decided to FIGHT BACK!! Now that turned Lurie and Cafe on and they asked her out on a date Now it was her turn to laugh in their faces "Hell no stupid cunts!" she yelled and she walked away among shocked faces of disbeliefDedicated to Lurie and her girlfriend Cafe. See bitch what goes around comes around twice as hard. Written January 28th, 2002 © on Jan 28 2002 07:49 AM PST   0 • 14

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