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April Access Fools

By Richard J Sereday Jr

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

If I was instructing this class, I’ll tell you what I’d do. I’d take all these wonderful bright students and take them to the zoo. And when we saw the “lions and tigers and bears”, oh my, I’d draw upon all my courage, and poke those critters in the eye. Then the opening day game is where we’d be, with brewskies and hot dogs, the bill is on me. Then maybe some hookers, hey what the hell, cause if I was the instructor, my sh_t wouldn’t smell.In the MS Access class I'm right now in, my instructor ask me to write her a poem to remember me by. We were talking about opening day baseball games and that kind of thing, so anyway I whipped this one up in nothing flat for fun. She loved it:) Written April 1st, 2002 © on Apr 01 2002 03:22 AM PST   0 • 14

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