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Shatty Christmas (WARNING - gross, disgusting, and stupid)

By Richard J Sereday Jr

Topics: Poetry Source: AllPoetry Original source

I pooped this Christmas, I shat in the pot. One turd, it did sink, and one, it did not. Mine, it don't stink, hey, what can I say? I pooped this Christmas, it was just another shatty day.Dreading another lonely giftless Christmas for a month or two and now happy to see it go, this just came out of the blue. I don't know it I should have even posted it, because it's really not me. Written December 25th, 2001 © on Dec 25 2001 04:23 AM PST   0 • 14

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