Questions for Santa Clause

"Today I learned what life is really worth Today I learned that people really do care Today I learned that what happens does matter Today I learned that if something happens all are affected Today I ..."

"only you could do this to me give me this warm fuzzy feeling inside as if im floating on a cloud of happyness and the sun is looking down on me smiling at me now every time that i am around you i ..."

"im going to steal you from this terrible place im going to take you to a far off land where the trees grow tall and straight and there are flowers all year long where the sky is blue everyday and the..."

"this is hell the world is hell we have all died and we are being punished for what we have done this is not the place i imaganed it is "nice" there are no flames coming out from the floor there are..."

"you are great you help me through life by just being there you don't even have to say any thing by just being there you help you mean every thing to me in a friendly way you help me when i need it a..."

"fine see what i care... be that way be a jerk... my life doesnt revolve around you... or any of you... my life revolves around my friends... and family... and me!!! so yea if you dont want a new fr..."