Bullet Bird

Hee! I dug this up. It's ages old and was done for some stupid school project. Didn't put it up because it's good, put it up because I think it's.. odd. That and it made me laugh. The Bullet Bird The Bullet Bird, or Bulletis Ectium, is native to any war-stricken country. The scent of bloodshed attracts them They are violently aggressive by nature They possess a lush silver plumage The Bullet Bird lives under a strange code of dependence It cannot survive without first finding a host species That species is most commonly the rare Gunne The Bullet Bird is carnivorous and feeds mostly on humans The bite of the Bullet Bird is venomous and most often deadly Unlike most species there are groups fighting to make the Bullet Bird extinct The Bullet Bird isn’t born like other feathered creatures It is born when the Hate Hare and War Warthog mate They are born at full maturity When hunting the Bullet Bird’s technique is to drive itself at an unsuspecting target If it hits the human, the human will most likely die If that’s the case then the Bullet Bird feeds off the other humans’ reaction of horror Transforming it into energy to keep itself alive Unfortunately Bullet Birds continue to thrive at an amazing population We can only hope one day they will die out But it doesn’t look likely Written April 21st, 2002 © on Apr 20 2002 04:33 PM PST   0 • 10