Mungo

Do you remember when you were two years old? Do you remember when you almost Drowned the cat? Remember? Remember what happened To Mungo, the prisoner, Each time you flushed the loo? Remember when Mum came upstairs To investigate Why you were so quiet, What you were up to? Do you remember lifting up the lid, A screeching spiky ball of soggy fur Leaped out of the loo and Shot along the hallway Howling? 'Mummy I'm potty training Mungo' You said, Quite happily, Yet Mungo was trained, You weren't. Mungo didn't come back for days, But I think he forgave you. Written January 28th, 2002 © on Feb 01 2002 01:55 AM PST   0 • 14