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a rant about juice

By SubwayBoi

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There's something that my friends and I Have been thinking about for some time now. We have decided that all of the world's problems, Are caused not by religion, Not by politics, Not by poverty or ideology, But by one simple problem: Lack of juice. Think about it. Everyone loves juice. It makes people so happy when they have a juice box, And as the old proverb goes, 'There's always a use for juice'. It comes in so many different flavours, And though the brands are different, The message is the same: Love thy neighbour, and love thy juice box. So go and buy yourself some juice right now, And get some for me too.Juice!!!!!! Written January 24th, 2002 © on Jan 24 2002 12:50 PM PST   18 • 0 • 12

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