Ask Dr. Dairyman

Have you ever wanted to be more beautiful than you are? Of course you have... YOU'RE UGLY! Don't worry, I can help! From hair and fashion advice to what foods to eat, I've got your recipe for beauty! In this posting alone, you will find innumerable tips on how to finally make yourself presentable! Finally you won't have to be embarrassed to leave home with your face! TIPS: 1. Split ends? Soak your hair in cottage cheese instead of common conditioner. The amino acids only located in the whey of cottage cheese binds to hair and revitalizes it! 2. Dry skin on your face? Don't fret. Simply spread an even layer of cream cheese, preferably plain, over your entire face. Leave it on overnight and wake up to a more beautiful, softer face! 3. Do you have red blemishes on your face? Do not despair, for I have a tip for that too! Just put a dab of sour cream on each blemish, and leave on for no less than 3 hours... it may seem to take a while, but the results are worth the wait! 4. Don't know how to properly shape your brows? Don't worry. Just grab a roll of duct tape and you're on your way! Remember, a flat, non-arching brow is much more desirable than those archy-curvy brows! If you take too much off, remember, you can always grab a pencil! 5.  Are your lips dry and chapped? No matter how much chap stick you use does the problem keep getting worse? Mix up a bowl of salt water, and pucker up and dip those lips in! You'll have softer lips in no time!Use 'em! They work! Written January 23rd, 2002 © on Jan 23 2002 12:55 PM PST   0 • 14 • 10