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non-intelligent dicussion

By SubwayBoi

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When writing a poem one must first dissern the nature of one's intellect. The first step requires one to look deep into one's left shoe and write down the size. Take the integer and multiply it by a factor parallel to one's ideal intelligence quotient, making sure that one accounts for wind sheer factor and other various environmental factors. Once the answer is calculated, one must decide upon a topic appropriate to one's mood at any given time. Proper focusing techniques are essential, as one can often lose one's train of thought when thinking about ponies. A simple solution would be to injest one or more boxes of juice per hour, and avoiding urination at all costs. If one must give in to the urge to pee, it is important that one holds one's genitals at a forty-seven degree angle to the toilet. Once the urination is complete, the writing process can begin. Go nuts.just because something sounds intelligent... Written January 23rd, 2002 © on Jan 23 2002 04:58 AM PST   0 • 9

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"When writing a poem one must first dissern the nature of one's intellect. The first step requires one to look deep into one's left shoe and write down the size. Take the integer and multiply it by a factor parallel to one's ideal intelligence quotient, making sure that one accounts for wind sheer factor and other various environmental factors. Once the answer is calculated, one must decide upon a topic appropriate to one's mood at any given time. Proper focusing techniques are essential, as one can often lose one's train of thought when thinking about ponies. A simple solution would be to injest one or more boxes of juice per hour, and avoiding urination at all costs. If one must give in to the urge to pee, it is important that one holds one's genitals at a forty-seven degree angle to the toilet. Once the urination is complete, the writing process can begin. Go nuts.just because something sounds intelligent......"

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